The Free Republic of Suzi Island is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tucker Carlson with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.889 billion Suzi Islandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump DC. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Suzi Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,350 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 470,118 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

War vets look after war animals, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Suzi Island's national animal is the megaladon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Suzi Island is ranked 290,828^th in the world and 32^nd in Libertatem for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.79 pounds of wildlife per square mile.