The Republic of Armenican Islands is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.449 billion Armenicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zanesville. The average income tax rate is 28.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Armenican Islandsian economy, worth 508 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,209 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, people who have lived their entire lives in Armenican Islands are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Armenican Islands in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armenican Islands's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Armenican Islands is ranked 59,759^th in the world and 22^nd in J o Jian Military Network for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,449.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.