The User of Zarbik is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by NA with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, disturbing lack of elderly people, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.392 billion NA are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NA. The average income tax rate is 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient NA economy, worth a remarkable 3,320 trillion NAS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 395,665 NAS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and NA have replaced bears in a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zarbik's national animal is the NA, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NA.

Zarbik is ranked 145,507^th in the world and 9^th in Just relax for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 98.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.