The Spanish Hala Madrid of Bethany Kings is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Frenkie de Jong with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.7 billion Madridistas love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago Bernabeu. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Madridista economy, worth 371 trillion Real Madrid Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,709 Real Madrid Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bethany Kings's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fans.

Bethany Kings is ranked 284,084^th in the world and 6,871^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 0.39 flags saluted per person per day.