The First Missir Leupic of Missouria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nosress Boura with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.678 billion Missir are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Palous Sity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Missiran economy, worth a remarkable 2,258 trillion Kouins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,215 Kouins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 906,688 per year while the poor average 54,373, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

There is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Missiran military, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, old folks yearn for the days when young people saw bloodthirsty death matches with their own eyes instead of through a screen, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Missouria's national animal is the Caerdean, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yeoruism.

Missouria is ranked 290,523^rd in the world and 125^th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Primitive, scoring -690.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.