by Max Barry

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6,302ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,578thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,136th
The Monarchist Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Glory to Xeosia!
King Lukas
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population2.117 billion

CapitalNewer Jeffersonia
LeaderKing Lukas

CurrencyGold Coin

The Monarchist Empire of Missouria is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Lukas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.117 billion Missourians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newer Jeffersonia. The average income tax rate is 44.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Missourian economy, worth 289 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,807 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Missouria's national animal is the Cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sqidism.

Missouria is ranked 14,426th in the world and 19th in First World Order for Most Secular, with 82.73 Atheism Rate.

Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6,302ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,578thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,136thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,914thLargest Mining Sector: 9,343rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,610thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,658thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,327thMost Developed: 11,739thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,785thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,130thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,298thMost Influential: 14,205thMost Secular: 14,426thBest Weather: 15,152ndLargest Black Market: 16,951stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,484thSmartest Citizens: 17,610thHighest Average Incomes: 17,611thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,365thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,777thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,929thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,159thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,663rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,762nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the region

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