The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Montbean with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.933 billion Joeyists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,257 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 272,951 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, and tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 285,144^th in the world and 6,215^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.31 flags saluted per person per day.