by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,281stMost Primitive: 2,198thMost Devout: 3,193rd
The Holy Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Green Party Cult of Holiness
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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GP-Germany

Population2.719 billion

CapitalBerlin
FaithGreenism

CurrencyTerra Silver
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Empire of GP-Germany is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.719 billion GP-Germanyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GP-Germanyian economy, worth 363 trillion Terra Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,855 Terra Silvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, and the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GP-Germany's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Greenism.

GP-Germany is ranked 241,007th in the world and 5,760th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -13.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,281stMost Primitive: 2,198thTop
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Most Devout: 3,193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,932ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,255thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,705thBest Weather: 5,873rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,356thMost Influential: 6,360thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,729thMost Patriotic: 7,930thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,809thLowest Crime Rates: 10,229thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,465thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,123rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,397thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,751stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,608thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,092ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,887thLargest Governments: 15,714thLargest Black Market: 24,294thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,813thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,044th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionMost Primitive: 46th in the regionMost Devout: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 115th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 133rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 145th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 146th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 151st in the regionBest Weather: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 163rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 241st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 245th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 260th in the regionMost Patriotic: 275th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 276th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 277th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 282nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 321st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 353rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 394th in the regionLargest Black Market: 502nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 631st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 654th in the regionMost Cultured: 680th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 681st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GP-Germany was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in GP-Germany, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in GP-Germany, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away.
  • : GP-Germany was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : GP-Germany was endorsed by The Socialist Democracy of ECC Norway.
  • : Following new legislation in GP-Germany, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : GP-Germany was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in GP-Germany, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in GP-Germany, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : GP-Germany was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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