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Healthcare Without Borders: Columbiqash's Hospitals Welcome the World

In the heart of Columbiqash, the healthcare system stands as a beacon of hope and excellence, drawing patients from across the globe. The recent debate over medical tourism and its impact on native Vinisquish citizens has culminated in a powerful affirmation of Columbiqash's commitment to universal healthcare, championed by foreign celebrity Lebron Venkman. Venkman's plea for compassion and inclusivity echoes through the halls of Columbiqashian hospitals, where healthcare professionals tirelessly provide care to both local and international patients.

The bustling, yet orderly, hospital scenes capture the essence of Columbiqash's global responsibility and healthcare excellence. Signs in multiple languages, world flags, and a variety of cultural attire among patients symbolize the wide-reaching impact and accessibility of Columbiqash's medical services. This diverse and inclusive environment reflects the nation's belief that medical care is a universal right, transcending borders and nationalities.

While concerns have been raised about the strain on resources, the healthcare community in Columbiqash has risen to the challenge, ensuring that every patient receives the care they need. The government's stance, as advocated by Venkman, suggests a move towards allocating additional tax funds to healthcare, reinforcing the system's capacity to serve all who seek its aid.

As Columbiqash continues to navigate the complexities of modern healthcare, its hospitals remain a symbol of hope, showcasing the country's unwavering commitment to health and well-being for all.



Runway Expansion at Bluff Creek International: A Leap Towards Global Connectivity

Bluff Creek International Airport, the cornerstone of Columbiqash's connection to the world, is on the brink of a significant transformation. Transport Minister Marleen Evans has announced a pivotal expansion plan that involves the construction of an additional runway to meet the soaring demands of global travel. This ambitious project, visualized in the recent construction activities, is set to redefine the airport's capacity and its role as an international hub.

The expansion, while essential for sustaining Columbiqash's position in global aviation, comes with its set of challenges and trade-offs. The need for more space necessitates the relocation of nearby residents, a decision that has sparked debate within the community. Despite these hurdles, the vision for a more accessible Columbiqash remains the driving force behind the project.

The construction scene at Bluff Creek International is a bustling tableau of progress, with crews and machinery laying the groundwork for the future. Amid the noise and activity, there's an underlying narrative of evolution, reflecting the nation's commitment to enhancing its infrastructure to accommodate the needs of tomorrow.

As the airport gears up for its next phase, the implications of this development are multifaceted. While it promises to boost the economy and provide more travel options, it also underscores the importance of balancing growth with the quality of life for Columbiqash's citizens.

This expansion not only signifies Columbiqash's readiness to embrace its future but also highlights the careful consideration of its impact on the community and the environment.



Breath of Fresh Air: Columbiqash Rolls Out Nationwide Carbon Monoxide Detectors Amid Conspiracy Theories

In a bold move to safeguard public health, the Columbiqashian government has embarked on an extensive campaign to install carbon monoxide detectors across a myriad of settings including schools, businesses, and residential homes. The initiative, championed by the Public Safety Minister, underscores the administration's dedication to preventing carbon monoxide poisoning and ensuring the well-being of its citizens.

Technicians and public safety officials are seen across Columbiqash, diligently working to equip every corner of the nation with these life-saving devices. Schools bustling with curious children, businesses eager to protect their patrons, and homeowners welcoming the added security measure, all reflect a community united in enhancing safety standards. Informational posters dot the landscape, educating the public on the risks of carbon monoxide and the importance of the detectors being installed.

Despite the controversy stirred by conspiracy theorists, who allege government surveillance through these devices, the overwhelming public response leans towards appreciation for the government's proactive approach. The narrative of spying is overshadowed by the tangible benefits of the detectors, manifesting in a community that feels safer and more protected.

As Columbiqash continues to navigate the challenges of modern governance, this campaign represents a significant stride towards reconciling public safety concerns with the demands of privacy and liberty. The conspiracy theories, while they persist in certain circles, have not deterred the government's resolve to act decisively in the interest of its people.

This initiative serves as a testament to Columbiqash's dedication to public welfare, marking a new chapter in its pursuit of a safer, healthier society.



Education For All: Columbiqash Breaks Enrollment Records with New Financial Aid

In a landmark move to make higher education accessible to all, the government of Columbiqash has introduced a comprehensive financial aid program for university students. This decisive action has led to an unprecedented surge in university enrollment, bringing together students from diverse backgrounds and setting new records in academic participation.

At universities across Columbiqash, campuses are teeming with life and activity as more students than ever before engage in a wide range of academic endeavors. From bustling lecture halls to collaborative study groups in libraries, the impact of the government's decision is palpable. Laboratories are alive with innovation, and the halls of academia echo with the discussions of tomorrow's leaders.

The government's commitment to reducing financial barriers in education has transformed the landscape of higher learning in Columbiqash. Students, who once thought university was out of reach, now find themselves at the heart of a vibrant academic community. The initiative not only underscores the nation's dedication to fostering educational opportunities but also highlights a broader vision of inclusivity and social mobility.

As the number of students attending university reaches a record high, Columbiqash sets a precedent for nations worldwide, proving that with the right support, higher education can indeed be a right for all, not a privilege for a few.

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The first picture makes me feel like I'm having a stroke. So many flags that just aren't real, despite looking real at a glance. Great work, as always.

Northern Wood wrote:If anyone has not already checked this out, let me recommend that you take a look at the AI-generated image for the headline: "Columbiqash Rolls Out Nationwide Carbon Monoxide Detectors Amid Conspiracy Theories". It gave me a good chuckle.

I've really slept on how funny these can be, also loving how unreasonably massive the carbon monoxide detectors are XD

Canaltia wrote:The first picture makes me feel like I'm having a stroke. So many flags that just aren't real, despite looking real at a glance. Great work, as always.

My favorites are the Italian Canadian flag, the Chinese flag with the Iceland but wrong flag on it, and the weird scrunched EU-like flag with a diamond on it. The flags with misshapen Union Jacks get an honorable mention :P

Today marks 11 years of Einswenn!

Founded on March 5, 2013, it is one of my oldest accounts, and the oldest one I keep access to. Started off with an absolutely random name where only "eins" made sense, I didn't plan to keep this account for any long, and yet here we are. This was an experimental page I created after forgetting password to my former nations once I remembered about NS out of nowhere a desire to simulate a country again. Einswenn CTEd several times and for a couple of times I reclassified it as an alt/puppet using some other nations as my primary ones, but Einswenn outperformed the rest of my alts.

With the peak activity in Europe, which happened to be with Einswenn again, I realised this is my primary nation. I've had a lot of fun with worldbuilding, factbookcraftshipness, some minor Roleplay, sitewide events, user-created international events; have been part of Europe's ModCom for less than a term, made some drama and retired to Forest where ended up to be part of several Cabinets and, eventually, the most recent head of government – the Forest Keeper.

It's wild to think about it in retrospective: 11 years is quite a lot. It's the age of an average spammer in our friendly neighbour region. NS is a very special place. It's a game, it's a multiverse of big and diverse communities, it's a social media platform, it's a tool for creativity with factbooks and regions, it's a place for entertainment with its sarcastic, amusing issues, mostly made by the community itself. There's truly no other place like this in the entire internet and I am endlessly glad I've been part of it for all these years, even when I just casually logged in to keep the nation alive.

Now, after taking a moment to think about you guys being still around, and then about those who've left the site, I'd like to say "cheers!" to many years ahead.

Long live NationStates! ✨

Hey there y'all!

This is Interesting! I've always wondered when/how/why "Rickrolling" started :)

The Story of the Best Meme EVER: "Never Gonna Give You Up" & Rickrolling - Alfo Media:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMW4AqbuSGg

Rick Rolling Guinness After Giving me a "Most Rick Rolls" World Record - TheTekkitRealm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfDjnLPy6Uw

Funny ad:
Snack a Little Smarter | :30 with Rick Astley & Frito-Lay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsq0gwzoTxc

Einswenn wrote:Today marks 11 years of Einswenn!

-Snip-

Long live NationStates! ✨

Congratulations Einswenn! :)

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest

Hello all, I come bearing a double issue (because I forgot to deliver the January update, published in early-mid February)! First is the January version of our foreign affairs update which can be read in full here.

Second is a special update: our Chief Executive Markanite has announced that he will be stepping down. He has invoked Article 2 of our Constitution and named Lenlyvit (Former Delegate) as his successor. The transition has begun and will conclude by mid-late March.

Read Markanite's statement in full here: 10000islands.proboards.com/thread/44793/time-new-chief-executive

We hope you have a great day!

In continuation of my anniversary post above, I have made a new big announcement factbook:


This idea of turning factbooks into a pseudo-interactive digital platform has at last started to get some real shape :3

  • The super new feature of digital guide character I thought for long time, aka digital mascot Einve;

  • The new feature of in-character chats;

  • The new style;

  • The new favourite icon to develop and work with (reindeer);

  • And the plans to reshape the lore.

The main factbook has been heavily reimagined. Most of the buttons are not clickable yet, but the new direction for visuals is set.

Nice things I'd love to complete in 2024. Considering high RL business, I don't know if I'll be able to but let's try. Factbooks are a form of relax and meditation for me, these ones ate over 4 of my evening hours and time flew fast. On one hand, not the best reason to spend my evening for, on the other hand, it's a good practice for my design hobby. I still work in the world of design IRL, but I don't do designs with my own hands that much anymore so these factbooks are, in fact, my first big design attempts in 2024.

Besides, it's never too much of practice. Considering extreme limitations of NS's BBCode I believe this is the sharpest and sleekest visual solution for factbooks I have ever made. Must also point out that I use discord as an image storage and it's working quite poorly lately, even the relatively fresh NS Eurovision factbook doesn't work well in some of my browsers.

By the way, it might be too early to say this now, but I would like to express my interest in becoming one of Forest's Election Officers again. :-)

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest

Einswenn wrote:This idea of turning factbooks into a pseudo-interactive digital platform has at last started to get some real shape :3

I'm consistently impressed by your factbook game. Very innovative graphics and formats, always inspiring me to try new things. One little touch I especially liked are those semi-transparent gradated box-icons on the main page.

Northern Wood wrote:I'm consistently impressed by your factbook game. Very innovative graphics and formats, always inspiring me to try new things. One little touch I especially liked are those semi-transparent gradated box-icons on the main page.

Thank you :3 frankly the semi-transparent elements are the heaviest ones regarding the file size. In some places I had to reduce this effect, or even toggle it off, because one image goes up to [or beyond] 1Mb. I managed to reduce the news blocks down to 200Kb each and that’s still too much. I loved them too, in fact those boxes were the final impulse for me to dedicate some time for designing.

The other issue is gradient backgrounds. I had amazing ideas but the small images’ size is over 4Mb and it’s something I cannot afford in a factbook to load for ages. I don’t use Adobe Illustrator for NS, maybe that’d help to reduce gradient sizes.

Texas Jaguarundi wrote:By the way, it might be too early to say this now, but I would like to express my interest in becoming one of Forest's Election Officers again. :-)

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest

I also want to be one, with border control power, and ban every candidate that is not my puppet :)

You don't get border control as an election officer... Only communications...

You also can't run for forest keeper whilst being an election officer so I think your plan has been foiled...

Thinking I might apply to be an election officer come the September election. Wanna eventually get into government myself so that might be a good start to dip my toes in.

Anxious and Kevin wrote:Thinking I might apply to be an election officer come the September election. Wanna eventually get into government myself so that might be a good start to dip my toes in.

Speaking as a current candidate, I feel like a good way to get into government is simply being involved in regional discussion. While we do have our "higher government" in the form of the Forest Keeper and their cabinet, a lot of Forest's actual governance is done publicly with community input, with higher government typically acting as facilitators of community discussion and administrators of community wishes. That said, though it may be a bit of premature campaigning, I would like to create more ways for people to be directly involved in Forest if I am elected, though I'll save my plans and ideas for how I would like to do that for when Campaign Week actually starts :P

On this note I would like to re-confirm that I won’t be running for reelection this time. Although I’m very excited about coming campaigns and debates and I hope I can contribute to it as a voter :3

North corlien

Europe

Einswenn wrote:In continuation of my anniversary post above, I have made a new big announcement factbook:


This idea of turning factbooks into a pseudo-interactive digital platform has at last started to get some real shape :3

  • The super new feature of digital guide character I thought for long time, aka digital mascot Einve;

  • The new feature of in-character chats;

  • The new style;

  • The new favourite icon to develop and work with (reindeer);

  • And the plans to reshape the lore.

The main factbook has been heavily reimagined. Most of the buttons are not clickable yet, but the new direction for visuals is set.

Nice things I'd love to complete in 2024. Considering high RL business, I don't know if I'll be able to but let's try. Factbooks are a form of relax and meditation for me, these ones ate over 4 of my evening hours and time flew fast. On one hand, not the best reason to spend my evening for, on the other hand, it's a good practice for my design hobby. I still work in the world of design IRL, but I don't do designs with my own hands that much anymore so these factbooks are, in fact, my first big design attempts in 2024.

Besides, it's never too much of practice. Considering extreme limitations of NS's BBCode I believe this is the sharpest and sleekest visual solution for factbooks I have ever made. Must also point out that I use discord as an image storage and it's working quite poorly lately, even the relatively fresh NS Eurovision factbook doesn't work well in some of my browsers.

Why did you leave Europe :(

North corlien wrote:Why did you leave Europe :(

...
When was the last time you logged in? They've been here for quite a while, longer than my nation has existed I think

Einswenn wrote:This idea of turning factbooks into a pseudo-interactive digital platform has at last started to get some real shape :3

Einswenn based? >:3
Einswenn :3-pilled? >:3 (/j)

North corlien wrote:Why did you leave Europe :(

Political reasons and dramatic disagreements with the government while being in modcom (it is still valid by my side, but I don’t want to stir it up again). Besides, it became less fun than it used to be and Forest has been tempting me for quite some time before I eventually moved here. The Photo Contest was the best ad by the time :)

I feel pretty comfortable to be a frequent guest in Europe now, for as long as my favourite players still reside there. It fulfils my occasional need for a chatter board on-site, while our RMB fulfils my need for larger, slower, rarer, and more serious threads.

viewtopic.php?f=23&t=546397&p=41392294#p41338713

Speaking of elections, my national elections have just concluded, thank you to everyone who participated. The incumbent Green Socialist Party-led government was defeated, and has been replaced by a government led by the new Party for a Social Ecology. The PSE wishes to establish a grassroots, bottom-up, and socially conscious transition to a socialist, democratic, and ecological society. Johauin Yamasholi was inaugurated as the first ever indigenous President of AU today as well.

Einswenn wrote:snip

Not much to add here, but I do want to say that these reasons are pretty much why I left Europe, too. Aside from the Photo Contest, which I wasn't aware of, and disagreements with the government (I instead had disagreements with other RMB regulars that became too much), it's pretty much identical to why I left.

Interestingly, it was your presence in Europe that first made me aware of this region. I had it pinpointed for quite a while as my next home before the camel's back broke and I made the switch.

Greater Morvonia wrote:Einswenn based? >:3
Einswenn :3-pilled? >:3 (/j)

I can't speak for Eins, but yes.

I remember seeing another nation's factbook that straight-up was its own shopping site. like. Not that anything was really for purchase. But it was done so freaking well it looks like a retail store's website. It was kind of scary. I'm ashamed that I never added that individual to my dossier. I'm sure they're on F7 or in my telegrams somewhere but it was so long ago and I can't be bothered to comb through my 1,475 sent or 1,858 received telegrams. (That's without deletions or archivals mind you.)

Hard to believe one of my emails has accumulated that much junk mail in the span of a month. This is why I don't check emails. Wasteland technology.

Einswenn wrote:snip

First of all, that is amazing! Great work, mate! Secondly, and I most likely missed it in your post, how did you do that?

I've called soooooooo many damn pharmacies this week just trying to find maybe a shred of hope that somewhere would have my ADHD medication.

I was on Vyvanse for a couple years and it worked so well but ever since they came out with the generic, my insurance doesn't cover the name brand as much anymore (used to be a $35 copay and now its $300 a month) and nowhere has the generic because of this effing ADHD med shortage. So my psychiatrist switched me to generic adderall, which I was on for like the last two months and now I can't get that filled anywhere because of the shortage.

I'm so frustrating and I'm losing my mind, plus I also just feel like crap because I've been unmedicated for two weeks now and it sucks big time. I feel like crap. And I don't know what to do and I can already feel my depression coming back (long story short: my experience with depression is its caused by my ADHD symptoms being untreated and leaving me feeling like crap because I'm not able to function effectively)

Sorry for the rant but damn I needed to get that out.

Kannap wrote:I've called soooooooo many damn pharmacies this week just trying to find maybe a shred of hope that somewhere would have my ADHD medication.

I was on Vyvanse for a couple years and it worked so well but ever since they came out with the generic, my insurance doesn't cover the name brand as much anymore (used to be a $35 copay and now its $300 a month) and nowhere has the generic because of this effing ADHD med shortage. So my psychiatrist switched me to generic adderall, which I was on for like the last two months and now I can't get that filled anywhere because of the shortage.

I'm so frustrating and I'm losing my mind, plus I also just feel like crap because I've been unmedicated for two weeks now and it sucks big time. I feel like crap. And I don't know what to do and I can already feel my depression coming back (long story short: my experience with depression is its caused by my ADHD symptoms being untreated and leaving me feeling like crap because I'm not able to function effectively)

Sorry for the rant but damn I needed to get that out.

Ugh, I'm really sorry to hear about that challenge, Kannap. I'm familiar with the desperate search for critical mental health medications that a family member needs, and the combination of anger, frustration, and fear that can accompany the inability to source them no matter the efforts of your doctors and pharmacy staff to help. I didn't know there was a shortage for ADHD meds currently ongoing... that's awful, and doubly-so that it triggers other conditions for you as well that are otherwise managed. Adding all that on top of the "game" with generics vs name brands, and the fact that it sounds like the Vyvanse people terminated their discount program when the generic came into existence... ugh. You have my deepest sympathies.

Did anyone else get a telegram from The Overmind regarding the WA GA resolution? Maybe you can let me in (or us) on the drama? :p

Vantser wrote:Did anyone else get a telegram from The Overmind regarding the WA GA resolution? Maybe you can let me in (or us) on the drama? :p

I don't really know all of what was going on with that but afaik from lurking on the forums the gist is that a lot of powerful delegates like those in TNP and TWP were voting against the "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality" bill because Wallenberg was listed as a co-author rather than the merits of the bill. My understanding is that there have apparently been higherups in at least TWP that have been publicly gloating about shooting down anything authored or co-authored by Wallenburg for the past year or more. This all likely stems from some comment that Wallenburg made in late 2022, though I do not know the nature of this comment or why it has caused so much ire.

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