The Constitutional Kingdom of Zerkyr Xiszczy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zeqlytz Zyx Qyz I with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.064 billion Xiszczians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zêqlaxiw. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xiszczian economy, worth 715 trillion zælkêpøßs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,358 zælkêpøßs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime is totally unknown. Zerkyr Xiszczy's national animal is the xyloid zelyq, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.

Zerkyr Xiszczy is ranked 12,491^st in the world and 105^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 118.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.