Population | 14.058 billion |
Capital | Aa |
Leader | Adema Pula |
Currency | labour note |
Animal | solidarity bird |
The Equatorial Forests of Uan aa Boa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Adema Pula with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 14.058 billion Boanis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The relatively small, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Environment, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aa. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Boani economy, worth 945 trillion labour notes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,270 labour notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, glamping Boanis won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and there is a dearth of space for new houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uan aa Boa's national animal is the solidarity bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Uan aa Boa is ranked 78,305th in the world and 191st in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.8 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Uan aa Boa, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
- : Following new legislation in Uan aa Boa, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
- : Following new legislation in Uan aa Boa, glamping Boanis won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in Uan aa Boa, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
- : Uan aa Boa updated the World Factbook entry in Forest.
- : Following new legislation in Uan aa Boa, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Uan aa Boa, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
- : Following new legislation in Uan aa Boa, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Uan aa Boa lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Uan aa Boa, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.