The Kingdom of Triangola is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yuo with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 4.973 billion Triangolans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baril. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triangolan economy, worth 572 trillion Nomas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,133 Nomas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Baril, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, and Yuo has promised 'power to the puppies'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triangola's national animal is the rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is alternative Christianity.

Triangola is ranked 13,095^th in the world and 29^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 354.77 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.