The Principality of North Adria is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 260 million North Adrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 31.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient North Adrian economy, worth 10.7 trillion euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,157 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Adria's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Adria is ranked 54,100^th in the world and 170^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 101.79 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.