Population | 46.427 billion |
Capital | NewAustin |
Leader | Big Tex |
Currency | Fajita Taco |
Animal | Armadillo |
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 46.427 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 18,666 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 402,051 Fajita Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NewTexas is ranked 34,989th in the world and 18th in Texas for Most Corrupt Governments, with 62.26 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the Ziemia Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "International Transport Safety"".
- : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Sensible Limits on Hunting"".
- : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Oil Spill Recovery".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Ewing Oil Co, Gig em Aggies, Seeker Alpha, Lichian, Independent Planets, United States of Woodward, Darth Kermit, Indian Empire, Rorschach, Mocanaqua, Trecdom2, PatrickStar, United Kodiaks, Buc-ee Gas Station, Studly Penguins, Kinixys, and Blandings and Fenwick.