Population | 22.785 billion |
Capital | Woodstock |
Leader | Sergeant Pepper |
Faith | National Socialism |
Currency | daffodil |
Animal | fluffy bunny |
The Serene and Glorious Reich of Nazi Flower Power is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sergeant Pepper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.785 billion Nazis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodstock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Nazi economy, worth a remarkable 3,071 trillion daffodils a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,783 daffodils, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.
The government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Nazi Flower Power' is a smash hit, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and the well-off amuse themselves by organizing upstairs-downstairs stories within their second homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nazi Flower Power's national animal is the fluffy bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National Socialism.
Nazi Flower Power is ranked 11,601st in the world and 98th in Forest for Safest, scoring 119.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nazi Flower Power was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Highest Economic Output, and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Nazi Flower Power was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Nazi Flower Power was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Nazi Flower Power was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Nazi Flower Power was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Nazi Flower Power lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Nazi Flower Power was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Nazi Flower Power was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Tiny Village of Fartsniffage, curing 1 million infected.
- : Nazi Flower Power was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Tiny Village of Fartsniffage, curing 1 million infected.
- : Nazi Flower Power was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Tiny Village of Fartsniffage, curing 1 million infected.