The Distributist Commonwealth of Fulvous Haven is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Comptroller Moog with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 9.937 billion Fulvous Havenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canard. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fulvous Havenian economy, worth 605 trillion Fulvins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,895 Fulvins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, extreme political groups are outlawed, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fulvous Haven's national animal is the Whistling Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fulvous Haven is ranked 28,597^th in the world and 137^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 109.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.