The Sacred Socialist States of Speranzist is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Divine Minister Exodus Nadeth with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.295 billion Speranzistians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Falklands. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Speranzistian economy, worth 489 trillion ☧ Holy Oracles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 148,565 ☧ Holy Oracles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No true communist is an unbeliever, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Speranzist, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Speranzist's national animal is the South Andean Horned Deerdogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Abrahamism.

Speranzist is ranked 11,359^th in the world and 2^nd in New Oracle for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,009.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.