The United States of Lunayria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Jack Marshall with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.146 billion Lunayrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marshall DC. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lunayrian economy, worth a remarkable 5,822 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 384,449 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Jack Marshall has killer fashion sense, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of President Jack Marshall, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunayria's national animal is the Yellow Forrest Fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lunayria is ranked 5,196^th in the world and 2^nd in New Oracle for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.81 law-abiding acts per hour.