The Empire of Romanic Imperium is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jaguar Aquilion with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 4.232 billion Romans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Romanic Imperiumian economy, worth 928 trillion Dracmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 219,393 Dracmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a hole in the heart of every Romanic Imperiumian city, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, and the government violently suppresses separatist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanic Imperium's national animal is the Golden Isles Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Paganism.

Romanic Imperium is ranked 5,134^th in the world and 1^st in Badlands Frontier for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.87 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.