The Colony of The Pure Order is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.792 billion slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant enslaved economy, worth 100 trillion deaths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 14,734 deaths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, and sick days are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pure Order's national animal is the Native, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Pure Order is ranked 65,598^th in the world and 64^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 468.64 on the Clooney Contribution Index.