The Workers Democracy of Socialist Democratic Republic Romania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Constantin Rotaru with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.561 billion Romanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Romanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,137 trillion Lei a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 305,089 Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, Bucharest's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, the might of the entire Romanian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Democratic Republic Romania's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Official State Cult of Personality.

Socialist Democratic Republic Romania is ranked 215,538^th in the world and 272^nd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.