The Principality of Imps Cru is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Marty Walsh with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.812 billion Imps Cruans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Imps Cruan economy, worth a remarkable 3,900 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 246,706 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising, and politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imps Cru's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Hard Work.

Imps Cru is ranked 291,347^th in the world and 63^rd in Boston for Nicest Citizens, with 0.17 average smiles per day.