The Queendom of Van Kouchney is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.68 billion Van Kouchneyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Van Kouchneyian economy, worth 390 trillion betales a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,565 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Van Kouchney's national animal is the deer.

Van Kouchney is ranked 142,591^st in the world and 4^th in Banjul for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,321.67 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.