The Back To Relative Happiness of Socialist Lop is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hatsune Miku 😍😘💕👑 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.173 billion buns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crypton Future Media. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.3%.

The frighteningly efficient bunny economy, worth 334 trillion Brokes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 105,538 Brokes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 381,649 per year while the poor average 20,827, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

The beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality, and citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Lop's national animal is the Fischl and its national religion is Vocaloidism.

Socialist Lop is ranked 112,718^th in the world and 2,925^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 549.01 pounds of wildlife per square mile.