The Semi-Platonic Society of Telseria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Interconnected AI Node Network with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.842 billion Telserians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Discendi. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Telserian economy, worth a remarkable 1,199 trillion 10-D Hypercubes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 247,816 10-D Hypercubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The election for Interconnected AI Node Network's office's janitor is heating up, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown. Telseria's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Telseria is ranked 167,480^th in the world and 451^st in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 174.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.