The Kingdom of Democratic Nacheadasaan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Noobs J turtless with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.938 billion Democratic Of Turtleses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noob City. The average income tax rate is 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Nacheadasaanian economy, worth 678 trillion Scaleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 230,963 Scaleses, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, and marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Democratic Nacheadasaan's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Democratic Nacheadasaan is ranked 26,260^th in the world and 76^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,508.36 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.