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Pravda
2 February 1953

Moscow Captured, Brezhnev Captured
Terrible news today....The City of Moscow has fallen to the rebels...early this morning the rebels stormed into the Kremlin and dragged our president out into the streets to be paraded like some hunting trophy. All Soviet forces were forced into retreat...

*A commotion is heard off camera and a testcard is displayed for several hours. The feed finally comes back on, this time under a new brand and two soldiers, a man and a woman as anchors*

Russia Telegraph Agency
2 February 1953
Moscow Seized
Comrades of Russia, we have successfully seized Moscow from the grips of Communism. Our struggle continues on as more cities across the land fall or are gripped by the spirit of revolution. We encourage you to take up arms and go after your local Soviet leader. Comrades, they are like the kulaks of old days. Marxism is a rebranding of feudalism and terror. Take up a gun, knife or pitchfork! Purge the Red Menace from our lands! Let none stand in your ways!

God save Russia!
God save The Tsar!