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Welcome to the region Cosmai and Tosara

While you're getting to know the place -- probably by reading through our lengthy, byzantine, and frankly arbitrary list of rules and code of conduct that must be followed to the letter, in order to avoid incurring capricious punishment -- I recommend relaxing on one of the many hammocks stretched out across our lovely beaches. I might also recommend helping yourself to a complimentary marsupial:

*rolls out a heavy wooden barrel, popping off the lid with a crowbar, revealing it to be teeming with possums and shrews and wombats and thylacines and Tasmanian devils and bandicoots and koala and wallaby*

Feel free to reach out with any questions you might have.