The Smartest Citizens in The Watchtower
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Distraction of Half the World | Capitalizt | “A shipwrecked mariner adrift on an unknown sea” | |
| 2. |  The Dilapadated Houses of Blue Martins | Anarchy | “Fly away, fly away....fly away home” | |
| 3. |  The Dictatorship of Bunny Borough | Left-Leaning College State | “I'm late, I'm late!” | |
| 4. |  The Beautiful Lights of Asian Sky | Democratic Socialists | “Alive in an Asian Sky, A Beautiful Light Lights the Way” | |
| 5. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Baculi | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Thigh bone connected to the hip bone” | |
| 6. |  The Growl of A Wildcat | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world” | |
| 7. |  The Most Serene Republic of My Mummy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The meaning to life, the universe, and everything” | |
| 8. |  The Armed Republic of Bone Marrow | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Flee, Flee for your lives” | |
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of A Fibula | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The best lack all conviction” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Turdlederp | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” |
