The Smartest Citizens in The Watchtower
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The Watchtower is ranked 21,683rd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Distraction of Half the World | 102,129th | 34.09 | ||
| 2. |  The Dilapadated Houses of Blue Martins | 112,306th | 32.73 | ||
| 3. |  The Dictatorship of Bunny Borough | 140,329th | 29.17 | ||
| 4. |  The Beautiful Lights of Asian Sky | 152,886th | 27.66 | ||
| 5. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Baculi | 157,573rd | 27.09 | ||
| 6. |  The Growl of A Wildcat | 175,424th | 25.18 | ||
| 7. |  The Most Serene Republic of My Mummy | 178,205th | 24.96 | ||
| 8. |  The Armed Republic of Bone Marrow | 187,199th | 24.26 | ||
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of A Fibula | 187,409th | 24.24 | ||
| 10. |  The Republic of Turdlederp | 189,695th | 24.08 | ||
