The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 11,920th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 51. |  The Harmonious Association of NARAQuagzuretopia | New York Times Democracy | “Cooperation and mutuality across the azure seas!” | |
| 52. |  The Free Land of South Kinbotes | Anarchy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 53. |  The Holy Empire of Suomi Lumi Vuori | Father Knows Best State | “Fortitudo, Honorem, Veritas” | |
| 54. |  The Republic of Geortina | Left-Leaning College State | “Unity, Justice, Freedom” | |
| 55. |  The Republic of The oppressed states of the north | Anarchy | “Liberty, economy, strong” | |
| 56. |  The Republic of Chimney Rock NHS | Moralistic Democracy | “Managed by the National Park Service” | |
| 57. |  The Republic of Tsancity Claran | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 58. |  The Defender of Yatoism of Neuer Deutsches Reich | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Pain makes you stronger” | |
| 59. |  The Republic of N1g679r8no | Moralistic Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 60. |  The Blissful Land of Laniavia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Power will always dwell in the selfless” |
