by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Pizza Delivery Sector in the World

World Census staff spent many nights answering the front door in order to measure which nations have the biggest Pizza Delivery industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-MannhattanNew York Times Democracy“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.The Starfallen Realm of Neo EnglandScandinavian Liberal Paradise“How will you act?”
3.The Conglomerate of ArmacorCapitalizt“lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution”
4.The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear ItselfPsychotic Dictatorship“All is well.”
5.The Thug of NWA EAZY ECivil Rights Lovefest“ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ”
6.The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy DuckIron Fist Consumerists“I am a loathesome creature.”
7.The Extra Low Prices of Food LionRight-wing Utopia“Saving you time and money is our business.”
8.The Hilarious Punchline of Wrecked himDemocratic Socialists“Darn near killed him”
9.The Grumpy Old Grinch of MediobogdumCorrupt Dictatorship“Let Them Eat Pizza!”
10.The Republic of Pizza NapoliCorporate Police State“Motto”
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