by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Pizza Delivery Sector in the World

World Census staff spent many nights answering the front door in order to measure which nations have the biggest Pizza Delivery industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grumpy Old Sage of MediobogdumInoffensive Centrist Democracy“She Stoops to Conquer”
2.The Pizza Delivery States of Infected MushroomCorrupt Dictatorship“A Peaceful Land, A Quiet People”
3.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalizt“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
4.The Little Caesarate of PizzaburgCompulsory Consumerist State“Si tibi triginta minutis non traditur, est gratuita”
5.The Obesotocracy of TreadwelliaIron Fist Consumerists“Mmph mmph!”
6.The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist ParadiseCivil Rights Lovefest“Laissez-faire, everywhere”
7.The Supreme Dictatorship of The Iron LeagueCorporate Police State“If you aren't remembered, you never existed”
8.The Cheesetopia of MLGPizzaTimeLandFather Knows Best State“Welcome to this cheesy, 12 slice nation”
9.The All-Powerful Rogue Nation of KrematoriaFather Knows Best State“Are you talking to me?”
10.The PS2 Puppet of PallidoniaAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
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