The World World Census
The Most Advanced Public Education in the World
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
3. | The Free Federation of The Europa Empire | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Europa 4 Ever!” | |
4. | The Solar Wind of Astroteuthis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.” | |
5. | The Republic of Univercity | Father Knows Best State | “Motto” | |
6. | The Republic of Marxstadt | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Please do keep reading my motto” | |
7. | The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
8. | The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
9. | The Republic of Grailquest | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Best is Yet To Be” | |
10. | The Dominion of Platinia | Democratic Socialists | “Help yourself first to better help others.” |