The Safest in The Atheist Empire
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Atheist Empire is ranked 9,342nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular Humanists | Democratic Socialists | “Think, before you believe!” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Beazlend | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Oh hai Mark. I did not see you there” | |
| 3. |  The Imperial Free City of Tillania | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Et hätt noch immer jot jejange” | |
| 4. |  The Brotherhood of The Iron Knights | Authoritarian Democracy | “Honour, Justice, Technology” | |
| 5. |  The Island of Haleistin | New York Times Democracy | “My own mind is my own church.” | |
| 6. |  The Dictatorship of The country once called Hungary | Democratic Socialists | “Nem.” | |
| 7. |  The Constitutional Republic of Zargomie | Democratic Socialists | “Easy living” | |
| 8. |  The Second Chance of RU-486 | Democratic Socialists | “Take two and don't call me in the morning.” | |
| 9. |  The Most Serene Republic of Faithless | Civil Rights Lovefest | “No faith here...” | |
| 10. |  The Corporate Territory of SaederKrupp | Father Knows Best State | “Oh please, do deal with a Dragon” |
