The Most Primitive in The East Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 20,446th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Nocoins | 18th | 1,180.68 | ||
| 2. |  The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy Land | 71st | 727.23 | ||
| 3. |  The Bread Loving Folk of Under Upper Antartica | 99th | 642.32 | ||
| 4. |  The Regional Hegemonic Morass of Timbuktutu | 108th | 625.48 | ||
| 5. |  The Most Serene Holy Republic of Parpura | 180th | 510.78 | ||
| 6. |  The Space Colony of Orbital Habitat | 202nd | 490.42 | ||
| 7. |  The Queendom of Tvanksta | 208th | 485.71 | ||
| 8. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Dystopia Bay | 222nd | 476.29 | ||
| 9. |  The Borderlands of Repressing fools | 301st | 422.51 | ||
| 10. |  The Holy Empire of Hptnok | 384th | 386.85 | ||
