The World World Census
The Most Advanced Public Education in the World
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Cylea | New York Times Democracy | “Libertas inaestimabilis” | |
| 5. |  The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog | New York Times Democracy | “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.” | |
| 6. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Sandanski | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Robot se bori za sloboda,a slobodniot za sovrsenstvo” | |
| 7. |  The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sharing is caring!” | |
| 8. |  The People's Republic of Vanilla Bill | Iron Fist Consumerists | “No one cares about chocolate pudding.” | |
| 9. |  The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
| 10. |  The Utterly apathetic Millenials of Unix Eunichs | Father Knows Best State | “What the FCUK?” |
