The Most Primitive in Europe
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Europe is ranked 21,818th in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Theocracy of God Fearing Devoted||Corporate Police State||“God protects the righteous”|
|2.||The Confederacy of The Griffin Republic||Moralistic Democracy||“With God's vengeance, we prosper.”|
|3.||The Authoritarian Kingdom of Akwinem||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Dux noster incentiuis in ignes sit sanguis regnum”|
|4.||The Holy Empire of North Villaing||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Peace, love, and god”|
|5.||The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Thus”|
|6.||The Holy Empire of Bizarro Durlia||Corporate Police State||“Might Makes Right”|
|7.||The Fenced Kingdom of The Woods of Doriath||Psychotic Dictatorship||“The Fenced Land”|
|8.||The Matriarchy of Arkhanate||Mother Knows Best State||“Joy in Victory”|
|9.||The Archbishopric of Twente||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Begin en eand doot mekaar de hand”|
|10.||The Borderlands of Meatsnack||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Ride wife”|