by Max Barry

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The Most Primitive in Europe

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Europe is ranked 21,818th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Theocracy of God Fearing DevotedCorporate Police State“God protects the righteous”
2.The Confederacy of The Griffin RepublicMoralistic Democracy“With God's vengeance, we prosper.”
3.The Authoritarian Kingdom of AkwinemPsychotic Dictatorship“Dux noster incentiuis in ignes sit sanguis regnum”
4.The Holy Empire of North VillaingIron Fist Consumerists“Peace, love, and god”
5.The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject LudicrosityIron Fist Consumerists“Thus”
6.The Holy Empire of Bizarro DurliaCorporate Police State“Might Makes Right”
7.The Fenced Kingdom of The Woods of DoriathPsychotic Dictatorship“The Fenced Land”
8.The Matriarchy of ArkhanateMother Knows Best State“Joy in Victory”
9.The Archbishopric of TwenteIron Fist Consumerists“Begin en eand doot mekaar de hand”
10.The Borderlands of MeatsnackInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ride wife”
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