The World World Census
The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World
World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
3. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
4. | The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
5. | The Allied States of Tubular Joint | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The building blocks of human society.” | |
6. | The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Get Outa Here!!” | |
7. | The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench | Iron Fist Consumerists | “NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!” | |
8. | The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland | Corporate Police State | “Oderint Dum Metuant” | |
9. | The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix | Corporate Police State | “Guns. Lots of guns.” | |
10. | The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad | Iron Fist Consumerists | “An equal opportunity hate group.” |