The MaritimesBoard

Freedom from taxation: First: Economic Invincibility top 0.04% (95th in world). Second: Blue Narcissus top 0.07%. Third: CFCY top 23% … Middle: Each Uisge bottom 6% … Last: Kalix bottom 0%

World first: Daedra1a Daedra1a Zombie Fort
Eladen Little Flowers top 0.0007% (2nd in world); Nudist Dreamland The Choir Boy top 0.07%/ Gay Equality Aslaclestia top 0.4%

In Marcistani, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".

Population: First: Kalix 43.7 billion, too 0.2%. Second: Nouvelle-Acadie 40.1 billion, top 0.5%. Third: Toney River 37.6 billion, top 0.7% … Middle: Each Uisge 27.7 billion, top 2% … Last: Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena 545 million, bottom 22%

World first: Kyupaa NationStates 46.9 billion
Eladen Little Flowers 46.1 billion, top 0.03% (77th in world); Nudist Dreamland Yannia 42.8 billion, top 0.3%; Gay Equality Midshire 25.9 billion, top 3%

In Pointe-aux-Coques, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.

Toney River wrote:

If I understand correctly there hasn’t been the promise to build a proper stadium in Halifax. Is that the real problem?

Au lieu d'Halifax, on parle d'une équipe à Québec. (Quelqu'un a même parlé de Moncton !)

All talk and no action.

It's a funding issue from my understanding. The province and city don't want to cough up, and nobody's got the money to drop eight figures on a stadium. But the city and province don't mind making money from the increased traffic a stadium would bring.

Cheerfulness: First: Dregonia top 0.5%. Second: Marcistani top 2%. Third: Canada Jack top 6% … Middle: La Chicane bottom 3% … Last: Hrstrovokia bottom 0%

World first: Kaigi The East Pacific
Nudist Dreamland: Yannia top 0.02% (58th in world); Eladen Ducky II top 0.06%; Gay Equality Avalonde top 0.7%

In Nouvelle-Acadie, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.

Blue Narcissus wrote:

This is beyond weird. We have some cheerful nations but look at the middle nation here. It’s in the bottom 3 percent in Nationstates. That means most nations in our region are exceptionally miserable places.

Is this strange imbalance reflected in other regions we know? The middle nation in Nudist Dreamland is in the top 31 percent, jolly cheerful indeed. The middle nation in Gay Equality is in the top 17 percent, bubbling with joy.

Why do citizens of most nations in the Maritimes find life such a chore?,

I cannot testify to this, being top .5% in NS. Not that I'm bragging. Smirk.

Compliance: First: Hrstrovokia top 0.06%. Second: Dregonia top 0.4%. Third: Kalix top 0.8% … Middle: Rocky Mountain Ranger top 24% … Last: Economic Invincibility bottom 0%

World first: Kindjal Groland
Eladen Klesh top 0.005% (14th in world); Gay Equality Midshire top 1%; Nudist Dreamland Yannia top 2%

In Iantopiia, shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games.

Kalix wrote:

Greetings. We seem to be back in the land of the living.

It’s as if we’ve never been away.

News round-up

In Each Uisge, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.

In Dregonia, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.

In Hrstrovokia, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.

In Kalix, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.

In Nouvelle-Acadie, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth.

I noticed black market got removed from the rankings. Feel slightly aggrieved. I was very highly ranked in that area, but it’s probably not a good thing 😂

News round-up

In Pointe-aux-Coques, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.

In TheMaritimes, the official Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.

In Bedford Central School, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.

In Dregonia, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.

In Toney River, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.

Canada Jack wrote:

Baie-Comeau – Inspiré à nouveau en attaque par le vétéran Justin Gill, le Drakkar est revenu en force pour vaincre les Eagles du Cap-Breton par le pointage de 5-3, vendredi soir.

*grumble* I mean, at least we made it. But we're gonna get swept, and that kinda sucks.