The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Eripolis wrote:

A bottle of rum.

*A zombie takes over a bottle of rum*

Eripolis wrote:

Mindon I just noticed you were here. Is anyone at the Bar?

I don't know. Everyone could just be eerily silent.
Or dead.

Brocklandia wrote:

No! And you can't prove otherwise.

You what? I came for drinks, I will not be denied!

Brocklandia wrote:

Suit yourself, and serve yourself. I've already put in my 40-hour work month.

_{Don't call me lazy. Call my "highly energy efficient at avoiding excess effort."}

_{I never said you were lazy. Or "highly energy efficient at avoiding excess effort".}

Then that means I can just, hmm....... get behind the bar and get drinks myself? gets behind the bar and gets a bottle of liquor, which he then begins to drink while dropping a $20 bill on the counter

Brocklandia wrote:

Just watch out for the glowing mixers shelved along the south wall. They're prone to breaking the time-space continuum and unleashing the howling souls of the damned. Which is fine, if you're into howling souls--but when the damned start singing holiday karaoke songs, the racket will keep you awake until New Years.

finishes drinking, speech now slurred

Yoo tink I'm scarred of sum stoopid soles?!

*channel 1 news comes on*
Evening viewers. Due to the once a year occurance of all of the technical staff's breaks happen all at once, we are going to mirror our sister channel, Channel 5 News. So stay tuned if you want to see whatever they're bloody reporting on this time.
*gets up*
We'll be back in a few minutes. See you then. I'm taking my lunch break. I don't care that I already took it, what am I supposed to do, sit there and-
*brief static, then switches over to channel 5*

Mindon wrote:

See you then. I'm taking my lunch break. I don't care that I already took it, what am I supposed to do, sit there and-[/b]

To where are you taking it? Are leash laws required there?

I'm here to make my case
To pick me for third place
It's not tough
Brock has enough
So not picking me is a disgrace

*dragging a body bag through the tables* fresh pork delivery

I've been gone for a very long while
Third place makes ol' Brocky smile
Don't let the robot elves
Off of those shelves
I want second place for this word pile
*No applause necessary*

And one more, just for kicks (this is for you, finals month. You biotch...):
I really, really hate December
And April, May, June and September
Too many things to remember
But mostly I just hate December
Stupid math that makes me cry
I want to go into the sky
But the sky is very dry
Why, oh why, oh why oh whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

P.S. It should be a rule that one can never write poetry when upset. I apologize to Decembers everywhere.
P.P.S. Just to be clear, I take Brock's side on the great third place debate because Brocky seems pretty chill and didn't rat me out for that robot-elf-alien-invasion-thing (which was definitely not illegal and definitely not my fault, thank you very much, apple juice.) And Brocky always gets third place as a bar tradition and that should never change because I love traditions. And I can do whatever I want and you all can't do anything about it. Ha!

Smiley Bob wrote:

To pick me for third place
It's not tough
Brock has enough

Drunkndisorderly wrote:

Smiley Bob has a point
Brock is ruining this joint

It's Bar tradition.
That's my position.
Now I've made my case.
Give me my Third Place.

Bob is just a face,
Taking about disgrace.
So let him yammer.
While I warm up the Ban Hammer.

That last line was long.
The meter, all wrong.
See if I care, ace.
I demand Third Place.

Ganging up on me?
Take First Place, surely,
Or Second, in case ...
But leave me Third Place.