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Brocklandia wrote:

Just watch out for the glowing mixers shelved along the south wall. They're prone to breaking the time-space continuum and unleashing the howling souls of the damned. Which is fine, if you're into howling souls--but when the damned start singing holiday karaoke songs, the racket will keep you awake until New Years.

finishes drinking, speech now slurred

Yoo tink I'm scarred of sum stoopid soles?!