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and as part of it, a new choose-your-own-adventure poll story! we'll be taking turns with the people over in tsp to decide.

Fluffiness, Winner909098, and French roman republic

The chairman of lazarus

Anyone who harms that moth will be declared an Enemy of the State by the working class minnows of the People's Republic of Lazarus and subsequently yeeted into the salt mines!

Treadwellia finds His Immensity and Her Maternity about to go to bed. MMPH! HRM!

Welcome to Radio Free Lazarus! I am your host Leticia Grenkin, and you join me on a most delightful occasion. Three days into the Festival of the Gods, I hope you Mzeusians are well. To my international audience, I am sorry you can't experience this festival with us, but that's what you get for believing in false gods. As well as the usual merriment, we hippies have recently had a rather monarchical party of men join us. Jamal Gytheris is here with me, and he has something to say."

"Thank you Leticia and hello to everyone listening. I am so glad you could tune in and I wish you happy festivities. You may know me from my campaign to reintroduce monarchy to Mzeusia but these days I have decided to settle down a little. For the time being, me and my crew are lodging with these marvellous, world-famous hippies, but I will shortly be making land and will join you. For now, though, I just want to let you know that I wish you all the best. So, from me. Stay green, stay jolly, stay well. Have a good night."

The wyoming order

Would anyone like mutual endorsements? Meaning I endorse you and you endorse me back.

Aigania, Treadwellia, Guiness Freaks, Tolfaer, and 2 othersWinner909098, and French roman republic

The chairman of lazarus wrote:Anyone who harms that moth will be declared an Enemy of the State by the working class minnows of the People's Republic of Lazarus and subsequently yeeted into the salt mines!

You cannot yeet His Rotundity.

Delta Vega IV, Cianlandia, Guiness Freaks, Temmi, and 5 othersTolfaer, Dernel, Northern Rosary Isles, Winner909098, and French roman republic

Treadwellia wrote:You cannot yeet His Rotundity.

I believe His Immensity is more worried for the one who may try than for himself.

I DID IT! I FIXED THIS NATION!!!

The wyoming order

The McRib is delicious!

French roman republic

French roman republic wrote:hi, im a puppet to The Greenlandic North

oh

Winner909098 and French roman republic

Treadwellia wrote:You cannot yeet His Rotundity.

His immense size and strength cannot be met by any man or machine therefore he is unyeetable

Delta Vega IV, Treadwellia, Cianlandia, Guiness Freaks, and 2 othersWinner909098, and French roman republic

Drop Your Pants wrote:Hard to enforce ad rules with no eject button :P most we can do is clear the spam as fast as possible.

This was the farthest back that I could see posts

Tolfaer and French roman republic

French roman republic

Scarsaw outpost bravo wrote:What the...?

wow first post in lazarus

The chairman of lazarus, Tolfaer, and Winner909098

French roman republic wrote:wow first post in lazarus

That we have a record of, yes. The wise words of our predecessor's predecessors are forever lost in the bowels of this great RMB.

Delta Vega IV, Treadwellia, Cianlandia, Tolfaer, and 3 othersCossack Peoples, Winner909098, and French roman republic

definitely wack algorithms. dismissed an issue, next issue had me policing welfare to mitigate terrorism, and now i'm an Authoritarian Democracy again, how am I this bipolar?

anybody wanna play some among us? code is ybukdf

Mzeusia wrote:That we have a record of, yes. The wise words of our predecessor's predecessors are forever lost in the bowels of this great RMB.

I demand we send a team to scour the bowels of the first rmb pages to discover the first post ever on Lazarus! For science! For Archeology! For Harrison Ford!

Delta Vega IV, Treadwellia, Mzeusia, Guiness Freaks, and 1 otherWinner909098

The wyoming order

Cianlandia wrote:I demand we send a team to scour the bowels of the first rmb pages to discover the first post ever on Lazarus! For science! For Archeology! For Harrison Ford!

Punch it chewie!

Treadwellia and Cianlandia

Anyone ever come back to an old nation with a bunch of made-up words, and forget what their origin is, or what they mean?

Delta Vega IV, Treadwellia, and French roman republic

It's a bit of barely a compliment, but I am so glad that Cossacks or anyone else here isn't a "Reformer".

People who have been on the NS Realism sections for years have laughed at the insanity that was "Sparky" or "Blacktail" and now that it's revealed "Pentagon Wars" was written by another nutjob, it just means there's so many crazy people who wrote books or were on the internet spreading lies.

Aigania, Winner909098, Qwot, and French roman republic

Peseign wrote:Anyone ever come back to an old nation with a bunch of made-up words, and forget what their origin is, or what they mean?

Peseign wrote:Anyone ever come back to an old nation with a bunch of made-up words, and forget what their origin is, or what they mean?

Sure. For Delta Vega IV, I made up words for our national animal and for the high priest of our religion, but totally forgot what they were or what they meant. Part of growing up I guess.

When I was 6, me and my then-12 y/o brother made up a language. We built up a nicely-sized vocabulary and it lasted until I came up with "Eliphnot" for "dad." Then my brother decided it was too similar to Elephant. He vetoed down the whole idea and that was that.

Treadwellia and French roman republic

I am delighted to announce that everyone's favourite alien, Kethru, has returned to Earth for another adventure! Read the first story here!

Kethru, standing aboard the small craft now headed to earth, glanced at a dial to its left. A small tentacle slithered up to a lever on the ceiling and wrapped itself around the handle. With a gentle tug, and with several more tentacles shooting forth to press an array of buttons, the ship tilted itself. Through the horizon, Kethru kept its eye on the blue and green planet before him. Another series of button-presses sent the engines up to 70% power and Kethru gave a small contented squelch.

Since Kethru's escape from Earth, it had spent most of its time regaling the little ones of its adventure and discovering how its home planet had changed. On certain nights, however, Kethru would look to the stars and think of that world it had left behind. Earth, although Kethru did not know the human's named for it, had held an allure that Kethru had found hard to shake. Its time on the island had left him curious but unsatiated. What was beyond the water surrounding island? What were humans really like and what did they eat? Kethru didn't even know if they had predators. This time, however, instead of crash-landing from a prisoner-transport ship, Kethru had come prepared. It had more than enough supplies, and there was another ship ready to evacuate Kethru should it need it.

Under the careful guidance of Kethru's many tentacles, the ship drew ever closer to Earth and Kethru twitched in anticipation.

Mzeusia wrote:I am delighted to announce that everyone's favourite alien, Kethru, has returned to Earth for another adventure! Read the first story here!
Kethru, standing aboard the small craft now headed to earth, glanced at a dial to its left. A small tentacle slithered up to a lever on the ceiling and wrapped itself around the handle. With a gentle tug, and with several more tentacles shooting forth to press an array of buttons, the ship tilted itself. Through the horizon, Kethru kept its eye on the blue and green planet before him. Another series of button-presses sent the engines up to 70% power and Kethru gave a small contented squelch.

Since Kethru's escape from Earth, it had spent most of its time regaling the little ones of its adventure and discovering how its home planet had changed. On certain nights, however, Kethru would look to the stars and think of that world it had left behind. Earth, although Kethru did not know the human's named for it, had held an allure that Kethru had found hard to shake. Its time on the island had left him curious but unsatiated. What was beyond the water surrounding island? What were humans really like and what did they eat? Kethru didn't even know if they had predators. This time, however, instead of crash-landing from a prisoner-transport ship, Kethru had come prepared. It had more than enough supplies, and there was another ship ready to evacuate Kethru should it need it.

Under the careful guidance of Kethru's many tentacles, the ship drew ever closer to Earth and Kethru twitched in anticipation.

RTX 37JR has ordered Delta Vega IV's International Spaceport serviced and cleaned and made ready for landing of Kethru's spaceship, shall it choose to land there.

Treadwellia and French roman republic

The wyoming order

This new repeal by the WA is the most stupid thing I've heard.

Guiness Freaks and French roman republic

Hey guys i wanna rp so ummm Imma fill out the rp form thingy

French roman republic

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