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The nuclear fish craze is still going! Somehow, none of the food inspectors noticed anything wrong! Nuclear fish is being used for everything!

BrightonBurg wrote:

The best poll in Human recorded history is on going.

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^ Favorite pot pie.

It says I already voted. Can I vote twice? Or would that be Cheating?

Auphelia wrote:

My darlings, I give you a final gift as I leave the government of The South Pacific! A poll and a boon from my vast treasures collected after years of embezzlement carefully saving my government salary.

Do share what you chose and why you decided on that gift in particular.

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A horse! A horse! My Data Storage Cloud for a Hoarse horse! (Or for hors d'oevre)

Speaking of hors d'oevres, Winner909098, may I please have one of those baby sardines? I've heard they'd make my skin glow.

French roman republic wrote:

ok Im sending over MY health inspecters

They will be amazed by the delicousness of the food

(quick, bob! Get the non nuclear fish and dye it with food coloring!)

The wyoming order wrote:

hello Lazarus, I am honored to be here but wont stay long, I will be relocating to the next region in a matter of hours to go alongside my nomadic lifestyle.

I understand. On behalf of Lazarus, it is our pleasure to host you. Would you care for some Mzeusian tea?

Winner909098 wrote:

They will be amazed by the delicousness of the food

(quick, bob! Get the non nuclear fish and dye it with food coloring!)

The inspector arrives with a radiation suit to test the food, water, oceans, ponds, and lakes. First is the food

Winner909098 wrote:

They are welcomed to the totally-safe-restaurant

(Bob! You have the fake food ready, right?)

what was that?

Winner909098 wrote:

Welcome! Would you like some nuclear fish? It tastes delicious and can be a power source!

Why of course!

Mzeusia wrote:

I understand. On behalf of Lazarus, it is our pleasure to host you. Would you care for some Mzeusian tea?

Mzeusia wrote:

I understand. On behalf of Lazarus, it is our pleasure to host you. Would you care for some Mzeusian tea?

of course I do

Winner909098 wrote:

Ummmmmm

Nothing?

im playing back the audio

How to politely tell my cat to get off me so I can attend class?

Oh wait it’s a cat and they don’t listen

Winner909098 wrote:

Audio? What audio?

"Bob, you have the fake food ready RIGHT?"
yeah I'm not eating any food here, just get me water.

Winner909098 wrote:

Sure... The "fake food" Was an EXAMPLE Of what people claimed was what we eat. We would give you both of them.

but you called it fake food yourself... 0/10 on the food, you need everything see to be perfect to pass