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The Congruent Repertoire of Unojo.
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Vote Unojo and I'll let you see your family
Number one, look at what these lovely people have to say about the wonderful country of Unojo.
Don't look too close into it.
Next thing, we need someone who isn't a yes man. Let's be honest, everyone who has anything to do with TSP politics don't really oppose anything unless everyone doesn't like it. For instance, screw puppies, kittens are better.
It would be funny for a Monarch to be democratically elected. Also, we need new people in the office of Local Council.
Yeah, here it is:
Unojo: Falklands, the homeland.
Unojoish null, our military unit.
Colonies:
Unojoish zealand, Our colony in the North island of New Zealand.
Unojoish North Kuril Islands are more islands in Oceania.
Arrozia The Philippines, but we didn't want to make "unojoish philippines"so we made it "The land of rice."
Unojoish borneo: The name speaks for itself.
Sierte: The first democratic colony.
Teaia: It's south India, what else do you want?
Territory:
Nova Leo, a city state in Neuwland.
The alton state, City-State in Sutarianesia
Tierra del Fuego, the Argentine type
Puppets:
Slin uno: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?
Kaiser zeu: I love partitioning.
Protectorates:
The malnjist islands, Bloody civil war, good thing we got some small islands from it.
Inkco, Real Money Makers
Others:
International hunger games federation, self explanatory.
Rodger, robo scout devoted to history or something.
Greatest Unojo
Greater unojo
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