WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The Robot Army of Unojoish Null
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Today's World Census Report
The Highest Wealthy Incomes in Greatest Unojo
The World Census studied the spending power of the richest 10% of citizens in each nation.
As a region, Greatest Unojo is ranked 10,438th in the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
|1.||The Colony of Unojoish Borneo||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Turtism in the Unojoish realm.”|
|2.||The Robot Army of Unojoish Null||Iron Fist Consumerists||“What's the Fun without a struggle?”|
|3.||The Colony of Sierte||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Pain”|
|4.||The ARA ARA Colony of Unojoish Zealand||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We are still North islanders, thank to the slaves.”|
|5.||The Nomadic Peoples of Rodger||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Exploration throughout the dimensions!”|
|6.||The Dominion of Slin Uno||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Monarchy! Monarchy! Monarchy!”|
|7.||The Dominion of Kaiser Zeu||Iron Fist Consumerists||“For La Saney! For The Kaiser!”|
|8.||The Colony of Arrozia||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Glory to The Empire!”|
- : The Dominion of Kaiser Zeu added a dispatch.
- : The Unojoish Rep of Unojoish North Kuril Islands departed this region for TNA HQ.
- : The Federation of Zeu departed this region for The South Pacific.
- : The Federation of Zeu arrived from Third Imperial Union.
- : The Dominion of Slin Uno arrived from TNA HQ.
- : The Dominion of Kaiser Zeu arrived from TNA HQ.
- : Embassy established between Fredonia and Greatest Unojo.
- : Embassy established between TNA HQ and Greatest Unojo.
- : The Malnjist Queendom of Unojo agreed to construct embassies with Fredonia.
- : The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos of the region Fredonia proposed constructing embassies.
Greatest Unojo Regional Message Board
Oh boy, I can't wait to fight in the Neuwish Civil War, It will be quick, and for the motherland!
In January of 2021, Jake Henderson, a 20 year old slave, was shot and killed for disobeying orders. Many have been outraged by this. Some call for slavery to be banned in the colony, maybe even all of Unojo. Some think the public should not have guns because Unojo doesn't have public weapons. Some think that the colonies shouldn't choose how they rule themselves and have some type of mainland controlled (La Saney has full control or they have Mainland "elected" governors/MS[minisaney, still working on the name]). This case is going to be handled not by poll, but Malnja herself.
Malnja: Jake Henderson. He was a tourist who was visiting the location and was arrested/enslaved in late 2020 for plotting against the Saney. After what some claim to be a mental breakdown, Henderson was killed to prevent the others from being hurt in the meltdown. This has sparked a split in the colonies and ask me to sort it out.
Sanpai Hadrian: La Sa-
Malnja: Hadrian, I got this. Just shut up. After looking into it, I have decided to make a new set of laws by the name of the Zelandian Slave Laws or ZSL
ZSL: Who controls what for the colonies
The Homeland controls:
Electoral College if the colony decides to have elections
Military of the Colonies
Laws on Religion in colonies
Law on Emigration
Law on Rights for Women and Ethnic groups
Law on violating Saney demand
Law on Military
Law on Healthcare
Laws on Slavery
Type of Government (They still answer to Unojo and cannot be an Anarchy)
War against other colonies of Unojo (Unless Unojo calls it off)
Law on Immigration
Laws on Marriage
Punishment for violating rule of Colony
Law on Euthanasia
This is insane!
Hello Everyone, welcome to the first official International Unojoish News Service (or from now on IUNS) publication/news stories. This station is to show the outside world about the happening in Unojo. It shows that we are open! (but the Unojoish public don't see it, thus, it's in english.) This show is ran by me, Carlia Rey! I was going to have another person with me, but politics lead to them being executed.
During a drafting of military members to fight in the 2nd Neuwish Civil War, an Arrozian refused to take the vow to work for Difemanim and La Saney. The recruiting officer was "supposedly" shot by them and lead to a shootout between Recruiters and Arrozians. Some consider it an example of racial violence in the empire, other consider it another insurrection, either way, some call for the mainland to intervene. Some say it's colony rule, others say they mess with the mainland. Either way, the Newly reestablished Parlagresso will sort it out.
Above are the rules on how a colony shall govern itself
The Parlagresso have coined up the idea of annexing Arrozia into Mainland Unojo. An anonymous member states "They won't be able to self govern if they get annexed." After consideration by our beautiful and ever so holy Saney Malnja, She decided to instead rank them as Sub Colonial (Colonja). This status makes them below the mainland, but can't have ZSC apply to them. Arrozians got mad, but with a friendly reminder that most of Unojoish people work in the military and they have Hydrogen bombs... soooo yeah.
If you didn't know, Neuwland (New Unojo, Conjointist New Unojo, Workers Neuwish Republic, and Inkco) is having a civil war. Due to the correct people wanting us to annex them, Soldiers have been sent to fight in the war.
We have a lot to say about it, so let's go. El Nuevo Unojo flag is now the second Unojoish war flag (first being Unojoish Null's). A troop from one of the sides has started a cult that seems to be a mockery of Conjointism. while they don't have a name, they say that a man named Kyle Scottworth fell into freezing water and met god. Their depiction of God seems to be Difemanim, which conjointist know is fake. Scottworth claims to be the Son of the God and brainwashed some troops to join him. Malnja states about the subject, "Scottworth and his happy go lucky band of traitors are enemies of the state for such blasphemy!" More about the group of cultist is to be talked about later.
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The S.O.D group of the war has tried to talk Unojo out of the war, but got a response from minister of war Emma says
"Unless you surrender, you will be slaughter!" Of course, this is a rough translation. In other news, well...
For those who don't know, the Order of the saint Dumas is participating in the civil war. To some, this is awful, to others, this seems awful.
Image of Emma, Minister of War.
La Saney Malnja has started something they call "Relatinisation". In this process, she has planned to make a streaming account on twoch. This of course failed and they just planned on staring in some ads. Speaking of ads, this article is sponsored by Future Science. Future Science's goal is to innovate the world in making new tech. Apply at your nearest location to help with their current project "project green".
That's all for today! Tune in next time! I've been Carlia Rey and this was IUNS!
MY hat, is bent.