The Free Land of Zog Nit Keynmol is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning guerrilla fighter population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.393 billion Zog Nit Keynmolians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.6%.

The strong Zog Nit Keynmolian economy, worth 935 trillion francolinos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 45,892 francolinos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 129,545 per year while the poor average 13,014, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zog Nit Keynmol's national animal is the guerrilla fighter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zog Nit Keynmol is ranked 197,445^th in the world and 3,028^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.91 law-abiding acts per hour.