The Holy Empire of Zenity is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Zeck with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.515 billion Zenityians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of super zenity. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zenityian economy, worth 843 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 186,713 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heart failure has skyrocketed among elderly nobles who are morally opposed to pacemakers, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zenity's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anacrônico.

Zenity is ranked 5,632^nd in the world and 3^rd in The Frontier for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,561.67 on the Clooney Contribution Index.