The Republic of Zahrontrizzlestan is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.85 billion Zahrontrizzlestanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zahrontrizzlestan City. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zahrontrizzlestanian economy, worth 942 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 137,571 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, and citizens have never heard foreign radio. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zahrontrizzlestan's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zahrontrizzlestan is ranked 278,370^th in the world and 39^th in Confederacy of Allied States for Most Primitive, scoring -314.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.