The Totally Wholesome Community of Yishun is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.883 billion Yishunians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yishun Ghetto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The powerhouse Yishunian economy, worth 223 trillion potatoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 77,434 potatoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, and a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Yishun's national animal is the merlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yishun is ranked 281,559^th in the world and 22^nd in Singapore for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -13.78 on the Clooney Contribution Index.